Burn Victim Girl Lyrics

Christmas dreams And drunken alibies to you I can't believe I danced with naked with the turkey I got stuffing everywhere I didn't mean to throw up in the children's hair And I'm s...Read Full Lyrics

Revelations: And the number of the Beast shall be 666. Born in the sixth month, the sixth day, and the sixth hour, and anyone bearing this mark, shall be known as the AntiChrist I...Read Full Lyrics

He lived by the sea The Dolphin Boy And he loved the dolphins that swam so free The Dolphin Boy He was at one with the ocean The dolphins he loved with devotion And he could not h...Read Full Lyrics

I'll buy you an electric car So we can go out and look at the stars some time I'll adopt a Third World family And we can send them letters at Christmas time I'll give up meat Giv...Read Full Lyrics

I'm the only gay Eskimo, I'm the only one I know. I'm the only gay Eskimo, In my tribe! I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka, But all I want to do is get into his parka....Read Full Lyrics

It was a terrible day. My legs felt like four pounds of cheese in a two-pound bag. I didn't know what to do. My eyes were bloodshot, and actually my legs were bloodshot as well. It...Read Full Lyrics

Well, my mother was a mule And my father was a squirrel My sister's a boy, And I am a girl Circus Freaks (repeat 1) Yeah! Circus Freaks (repeat 1) My mother was a bearded women A...Read Full Lyrics

Down in the mine it's dark and it's damp Your legs will be bent and your buttocks will cramp Dust will get into your eyes and your pants And make your underwear filthy. Hail the m...Read Full Lyrics

White and black, the friendly bears of China White and black, they rarely reproduce What shall be done about these Chinese bears? What shall be done about these friendly bears? Di...Read Full Lyrics

He was little but we loved him He was small but he was swell He was tiny, how he teased me Guess he knew how to ring my bell He was my midget love slave He was a horny little half...Read Full Lyrics