Candaulism Lyrics

Virtue’s overrated when it’s making nothing happenAt least making nothing moderately interesting happenWill you look back from your deathbed at the things you didn’t doBecaus...Read Full Lyrics

Papposilenus, ugly satyr of the forestFlat-faced, ears of horse, strapped to donkey, drunk as lordPapposilenus, tutor to the wine-godBald, beef-lipped, bushy-eyebrowed, fatPriapic ...Read Full Lyrics

Bring me to the things you knowThrough a landscape of cut flowersBe my eyes and be my roadGive me all your earthly poisonFor I am but a poor blind boyAnd my heart is full of poison...Read Full Lyrics

All men dieHe is a manSo Socrates diesI don't careBambi is thunderthighsI had a whale of a timeUp Clam MountainBeing obsceneUnder the swarms of fliesIn the violent skiesOf the Holo...Read Full Lyrics

I found a video on my porchPut it on the VCRIt told me to go to the forestAnd play my guitarThe forest is a dangerous placeYou take your life in your handsThere are wild animalsMar...Read Full Lyrics

If God didn't want me to play with myselfHe wouldn't have given me pocketsIf God had intended that life never endedWhy did the bugger make deathIf God didn't want me to tear out my...Read Full Lyrics

I'm accused of failing to lust afterGirls in their mid- to late- teensIn Zurich in 2046 this is seriously frowned uponThey have labelled me "the ephebophobe"And taken the chip from...Read Full Lyrics

Well they say to love, to cherishTo honour and obey(But these days they never say "obey")I always think they ought to say "decay and rot away"Decay and rot awayBut I know on my wed...Read Full Lyrics

Asshole, I'm the whole showI am the world's greatest actorI'm the car crash, I'm the volcanoI could have been a greater dictatorHow dare you give me a prize?I already know I'm a ge...Read Full Lyrics

We stayed inOut of our headsSitting on the corner of your bedThen one day you left meTo appear in The Song of NorwayI understandI can't explainYou're making plans, making a nameI b...Read Full Lyrics