Capt Mouth Lyrics

I affect the low income respiration of monogamy We'd have to jumpstart his pacemaker with expensive thrills We'd have to plant his irate seed in the gills of an executive fish So h...Read Full Lyrics

Limping through recess with my pulse unrecognized These are her dizzy thoughts hospitalized Sex offenders seek salvation in batting practice Hunting size madness for a death certif...Read Full Lyrics

Numbing the effects of that heart-cart truck stop Spreading rumors around the Mexican border I've longed to smuggle my sperm across that border I've grown to take precaution with y...Read Full Lyrics

And this plumber goes into a bowling alley looking for trouble He does not go anywhere without his plunger and pocketknife He spots his first opponent and calls him a greasy worm A...Read Full Lyrics

And this is her stunt she shoves some firecrackers up her cunt this is her stunt she shoves an antioxidant up her cunt this is her stunt now, now, the spectators' cocks are stingin...Read Full Lyrics

She's growing antennas out of her thighs to monitor her opponent's thighs she's getting an equipment rash on her thighs to repulse the tourists that sightsee around her for an oppo...Read Full Lyrics

Ejaculation is a waste of valuable resources Your kids are not safe from us homosexuals Your kids are controlled by the intellectuals Your kids will dabble in their devilish stuff ...Read Full Lyrics

Starts sucking the hormones from my body Put the firehouse into my artery My heart is roasting like a marshmallow Hurry, my rubber sheets are turning yellow Start pumping the messa...Read Full Lyrics

My frightened muscles won't flex during these demonstrations her fists turn into wrecking balls my impotence gives her a thrill I can't get stiff during these family vacations dadd...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes, I just gotta jerk off My nuts are a pressure cooker, my lymph nodes are swollen laughter Canker sores in traffic Sponge bath his habits Sometimes I just gotta watch her ...Read Full Lyrics