Celery Stick Man Lyrics

Suffocation, I can't breathCruel intention, card hidden up the sleeveWhy'd you place a (Hippopotamus) on my ribsYou said you'd never, they were just fibsRAAH!I need air!RAAH! You d...Read Full Lyrics

Look into my eyesEyes of hell!Fire in the eyesThere's no disguiseFor your evilSOLAR EYESLook into my soulBlackened SoulFire in my soulThere's no controlFor your evilSOLAR EYES...Read Full Lyrics

My girl sitting by, the fire sideMy girl soon to, be my brideThe girl named BrendanHoly SanctuaryThe girl named BrendanPlease love meThe girl named BrendanHoly SanctuaryThe girl na...Read Full Lyrics

LIFE! Where would we be with out it?I love it so much YEAH! WOO!HAHA! The times are grand, I LOVE IT!I love being with you!OHH LALAYeah baby c'monIf you love lifethen you'll love t...Read Full Lyrics

Who is the guy that has to buy lots of shoes?In a running race, he would never loseThis is the guy that will never be beat he's the midget, with ten feet!MAKE WAY FOR THE TEN FOOT ...Read Full Lyrics

Stoned asleep, on the couchreach into my, plastic peanutpull out a peanut, rub it on my toesthen I carefully, insert it in her noseHypocritical, PEANUT!Hypocritical, PEANUT!Hypocri...Read Full Lyrics

First let this story begin,It starts with my horrible sinI needed some money, I needed some cashSo an old lady I had to bashHit her in the head, she almost diedThen her children we...Read Full Lyrics

I HAD CORN FOR DINNER, FUCK YOU....Read Full Lyrics

What is the food that has the power to bringthe battle beast of man to its kneesmake him cry like there is no tomorrowand ignore his desperate pleas?ONIONSGood for you and don't ta...Read Full Lyrics

You thought, I liked youBut I don't, no I don't!You thought I would help youBut I won't, no I won't!You're just a human toiletShit in your mouthUrinate in your noseYou're where my ...Read Full Lyrics