Change My Pants Lyrics

Gonna change the world With my hockey stick Gonna make a real difference Feed the poor and heal the sick I'll practice in my yard Or in the showers every day Until I get so goddam...Read Full Lyrics

Kung Fu Movies Always showing We are going to China Town Living Large in the lap of luxury... China Town Mi casa es su casa welcome stranger, That's what they say in China Town. I...Read Full Lyrics

Clowns are neato clowns are fun - Clowns are loved by everyone - Cops n' commies even fags - Everybody loves a gag - Clowns everywhere are freakin' out - In parades they scream n' ...Read Full Lyrics

Some people must have. Some people have not. But they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain. Some people will work. Some simply will not. But they'll com...Read Full Lyrics

A thousand miles of desert- a million tons of sand A few less pounds of woman- a tired broken man A parching thrist that water couldn't quench My desert woman this frontier's only ...Read Full Lyrics

There's all these angry guys Screaming about their pain in other lives It seems so convincing that I am convinced they are Full of shit just saying it, saying it Cos they think th...Read Full Lyrics

Look at me now cuz I can't you stole my eyes You broke my cane, you killed my dog Running around in the black, my whole world's gone black You turned out the light and said "goodni...Read Full Lyrics

Talking board-misunderstood. What looked good On paper even looked better on wood. A card game way out of control. Divining what's To be while tempting fortune with the soul. The t...Read Full Lyrics

It's a sacrilege to question and thinking is a crime, "Let the 'tards eat twinkies" is the mantra of our time. Fuck no it isn't who you are, you're only what you've bought. With Te...Read Full Lyrics

If my body was twice the size it was Then I might look alright but I don't because, I've got a disproportioned head. And the people they point and laugh at me and They tell me it's...Read Full Lyrics