Chatroulette Song Lyrics

Are we recording? I wrote this song last night, I'm not sure about some of the lyrics, but I'll give it a shot. John's new girlfriend is a c*** I don't know what he sees in that b...Read Full Lyrics

Bootlegs & B-Sides Lyrics, Transcript, & Video by Jon Lajoie Jon Lajoie on Bootlegs & B-Sides: Hi everyone. This is a video of stuff I never released because it sucks balls. So, w...Read Full Lyrics

There are so many different kinds of trees There are so many different kinds of trees There are so many different kinds of trees There are so many different kinds of trees There is...Read Full Lyrics

It was late at night on Christmas eve I was dreaming of the soft white snow I was awoken by a noise near the Christmas tree What it was I did not know It was Santa Clause he was b...Read Full Lyrics

[Jon Lajoie] Are you tired of this happening (can't eat) What about this (can't play guitar) And how many times has this (can't hold the phone properly) happened to you? Well suffe...Read Full Lyrics

Hey yo! Fuck nwa (Get the fuck outta here). Fuck G Unit (fuck that shit). Fuck D12 (motherfucker!). Get the fuck out of the way (fuck you bitch!). Normal motherfucking crew (mother...Read Full Lyrics

I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka... I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another. I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... I don't have a girlfrien...Read Full Lyrics

Have you ever watched the sun go down? And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round Have you ever been high as fuck? You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself And you...Read Full Lyrics

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... Nothing special about me Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy... When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka I am ...Read Full Lyrics

I don't understand Can somebody tell me what's going on Why is there a drunk Chinese man Doing push ups in my front lawn And why's he wearing lipstick?...Read Full Lyrics