High As @#$% Lyrics

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... Nothing special about me Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy... When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka I am ...Read Full Lyrics

I don't understand Can somebody tell me what's going on Why is there a drunk Chinese man Doing push ups in my front lawn And why's he wearing lipstick?...Read Full Lyrics

Some guys are good at talking to girls Some guys have all the money in the world Some guys wear fancy shoes and pants I'm not one of those guys, But baby, I can dance (Dance, danc...Read Full Lyrics

Oh my god did you hear about Michael Jackson? Yeah I heard about Michael Jackson, it's crazy right? Yeah I can't believe it All of a sudden the media is on his side I know it's cra...Read Full Lyrics

Did you miss me Oooh, yeah What, what Mc Vagina's right back in this bitch Two thousand nine is the year that I recorded this song Still not loving police Still got love for the va...Read Full Lyrics

I can see it in your eyes girl That you're in the mood for love So I light some candles, pour some wine Come sit down on the rug But there's something I must tell you, babe Before...Read Full Lyrics

If I had wings I'd fly away from here But wherever I land people would think that I was weird They'd be like why do you have wings Did your mom have s** with a bird or something? ...Read Full Lyrics

What's a nine-five job? It sounds exactly like what I want Young man, that is one party that you may not be able to handle Nine to five, nine to five Monday to Friday life Nine to...Read Full Lyrics

Girl I'm a sexually attractive man That makes me a good artist This is my new single I hope you like it Wealthy men hired me To sing this song That they wrote for me They're inves...Read Full Lyrics

Hello boys and girls, It's time to learn about potty time. Do you feel a ca ca in your bum-bum Or a pee-pee in your wee-wee? Well, come along and sing with me... Poo-poo comes out...Read Full Lyrics