Cheatin' On My Honky-Tonk Lyrics

One, two, three, four Can't you see that ol' weepin' willow tree Just enough shade for my ice-cold Bud an' me I just sit here where the breeze is soft An' I play the tapes with th...Read Full Lyrics

The sunbeam hit the Jim Beam And ricocheted off a bottle of Coke Cut through the still smoulderin' Second-hand night-before smoke The whisky's half-empty Half in me, my enemy an' m...Read Full Lyrics

You been jawin' at me from across the bar Like I messed with your woman or I stoled your car What's your problem I don't even know your name You got a chip on your shoulder 'bout t...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, yeah Well, lately I been noticin' a gradual escalation In your inability to handle your libation Go zero to sixty When you get on the whiskey Well, used to be a glass of wine...Read Full Lyrics

She packed that party act Like a pack rat piled high with paper sacks Two quarts of oil, her calico cat Man, I never seen a woman get so mad She caught me by surprise When goodbye ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, Mr dj, can I make a request Somebody I love just up and left An' if I know her, she'll drive all night alone An' she just might have her radio on Yeah, I pray she has her radi...Read Full Lyrics

Daddy's been a back-row Baptist With his share of front-row sin His Saturday night still on his breathe Every Sunday when he'd walk in He's never led the Benediction He's never san...Read Full Lyrics

We said 'yes, ma'am and 'yes, sir' and a good whooping still worked If we talked back we got it again Back when kids got in fights, they didn't use guns or knives A bloody nose was...Read Full Lyrics

Let tell y'all a little story Growing up, I remember one year My uncle Titus had a bright idea He's gonna bottle up his own brew He figured he could make a million or two Ta...Read Full Lyrics

I just cracked the top on some Jim Beam I just bought Took a big ol' swig an' I just set her down It's a foolish thing to think, that you could kill the hurt with drink But it's th...Read Full Lyrics