Cheesecake Truck Lyrics

Firstly, you begin.Secondly, you continue.Thirdly, you end.Fourthly,...Read Full Lyrics

Lou wanted to be noticed and understood, but he was so quiet. So one day he wrote the following poem:a four or five piece bandwhere three or four of thepeople don't play any instru...Read Full Lyrics

There were other ways of knowing: he stepped into a yellow morning which seemed to him to be, well, not gray but kind of a grayish maroon. He couldn't figure out why; he hadn't eat...Read Full Lyrics

Muffy-She's an american originalMuffy-Is she vegetable or mineral?Muffy-She lets it all hang outMuffy-funny and frecklyMuffy-she'll sell some memoriesMuffy-she knows what its all a...Read Full Lyrics

Take stuff from work.It's the best way to feel better about your job.Never buy pens or pencils or paper.Take 'em from work.Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders-take 'em fr...Read Full Lyrics

I am a sensitive artist.Nobody understands me because I am so deep.In my work, I make allusions to books that nobody else has read,Music that nobody else has heard,And art that nob...Read Full Lyrics

1, 21, 2, 3, 4I was a teenage wussIn junior high schoolI had oily, stringy hair and lots of pimplesI wore really wussy clothesMost of the kids called me a faggotEven some of the ot...Read Full Lyrics

The Heavy Holy Man sits on the hill,Holding hard wooden ball.Hears mysteries of the universe unfolding but blocks it all out.He has one eye pointed toward the sky,As the other sear...Read Full Lyrics

I can't relate to peopleWho rush to catch the trainSo much strainFor such a momentary gainWhy not just onceTry to live a dayIn a leisurely wayLike in those paintings byDuboffetFlut...Read Full Lyrics

Dick was obsessed with his dick.He would beat off at least three times a day:In the morning, when he woke up,Right after or right before dinner,And right before he went to sleep.If...Read Full Lyrics