Chemical Burns Lyrics

Mr. Bullfrog sitting on a lily pad singing a songhe's been hopping along all dayHe loves to sing and play his guitar every evening in the swampy marsh....all alone, alwaysHe never ...Read Full Lyrics

Dolphins And PorpoisesDolphins and porpoises; they are not fish, they are small whalesthey breathe air just like we dothey have skin not scaleslots of folks think that they are the...Read Full Lyrics

Oh what a lovely day to sell some lemonadeI'm gonna set up shop and sell it on my blockI'll need some sugar, lemons, Ice, a table, and a signcome try Mikeys lemonade - It only cost...Read Full Lyrics

Call Edwin Meese or tell the police,Stuart Copeland, your priest or rabbipress 911 or tell a nun, school counselor, or your best friendIf you feel that something's just not right, ...Read Full Lyrics

We're in the cucinaI love cooking in the kitchen with you mamaMy papa got back from the corner store right across the streetHe brought back a bucket of guacamole and a couple of po...Read Full Lyrics

Welcome to the carnivalwitness the wonders of the worldstep right up and test your strength and see the bearded girlat the carnival... you won't believe your eyesleave you second g...Read Full Lyrics

A,E,I,O,U, and sometimes Y..Well there's so many rules hidden in the English language it's so easy to be wrong, and corrected and mistakenso we wrote a little song about the langua...Read Full Lyrics

Hey Todd, Bert said he wanted a solo on this one.....Oh? Really?I got me a girlfriendlives down by the lakesaid I got me a girlfriendshe's skinny as a rakeI got me a girlfriend (he...Read Full Lyrics

"Hey kids!It's time for the Timmy Turtlehead Show!And here's the star of our show!Timmy Turtlehead!""Hi kids! It's me! Your old pal! Timmy Turtlehead! Do you like songs? Today we'r...Read Full Lyrics

I feel a little hungry, got a rumblin' in my tummy I want waffles tonight(He wants waffles tonight)Breakfast for dinner ya you know it's a winner, I'm eating waffles tonighthe's ea...Read Full Lyrics