Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis Lyrics

Well, I pulled on trouble's braidsAnd I hid in the briars out by the quick mudStayin' away from the main roadsPassin' out wolf tickets downwind from the blood houndsAnd I pulled on...Read Full Lyrics

Depot, depot, what am I doing here?Depot, depot, what am I doing here?I ain't coming, I ain't goingMy confusion is showingOutside the midnight wind is blowing Sixth AvenueI'm gonna...Read Full Lyrics

The door was open, I was seethingYour mother burst in it was freezingShe said it looks like it's trying to rainI was lost, I felt sea sickYou convinced me that he'd leftYou said ke...Read Full Lyrics

She wore red shoes by the drugstoreAs the rain splashed the nickelSpilled like chablis along the midwayThere's a little blue jayIn a red dress, on a sad nightOne straw in a root be...Read Full Lyrics

The broken glassAnd the rusty nailsWhere the violets growSay goodbye to the railroadAnd the mad dogs of summerAnd everything that I knowWhat some men will do here for diamondsWhat ...Read Full Lyrics

Warm beer and cold women, I just don't fit inEvery joint I stumbled into tonightThat's just how it's beenAll these double knit strangers withGin and vermouth and recycled storiesIn...Read Full Lyrics

The piano has been drinking, my necktie is asleepAnd the combo went back to new york, the jukebox has to take a leakAnd the carpet needs a haircut, and the spotlight looks like a p...Read Full Lyrics

Will you take me across the ChannelLondon Bridge is falling downStrange a woman tries to saveWhat a man will try to drownAnd it's the rain that they predictedIts the forecast every...Read Full Lyrics

Lie to me babyUh huhLie to me babyLie to me babyLie to me babyMove onI know you got another jockey at homeLet me be your riderTill your real man comesWhip me babyLie like a dogI re...Read Full Lyrics

Well my mama didn't want meOn the day I was bornI was born without a bodyI got nothing but scornBut I always loved musicAll I had was my handsI dreamed I'd be famousAnd I'd work at...Read Full Lyrics