Christmas In Heaven Lyrics

Right-o, darling, yeah, I'll be home about, uh, 8: 30. No, no, I'm going on bike. Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on, And Mozart don't go shopping no more. You'll never me...Read Full Lyrics

Orchestra Leader: A-one, two, a-one two three four Leader: Half a bee, philisophically, Must ipso facto half not be. But half a bee has got to be Vis a vis it's entity. -d'you see?...Read Full Lyrics

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore Galloping through the sward Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore And his horse Concorde He steals from the rich And gives to the poor Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moo...Read Full Lyrics

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown, And things seem hard or tough, And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft, And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough, Just remembe...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus: Finland, Finland, Finland. The country where I want to be, Pony trekking or camping, Or just watching tv. Finland, Finland, Finland, It's the country for me. Verse: You're ...Read Full Lyrics

And now I want to turn you to Sumeria,... 787 (music begins) (Horn Blows) Hello? ...... Hello?! Hello? Who is it? It Is King Arthur and these are my knights of the round table, Who...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus:] Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Chris...Read Full Lyrics

Ho, ho fuckin' ho, What a crock o' shit! We all work for Santa Claus, We've 'ad enough, we quit! We do all the fuckin' work, While 'ee stars in the show! Stick yer Christmas up ye...Read Full Lyrics

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio, I bet you they won't play this new $%^& song. It's not that it's %$(* or #$*&^&* controversial It's just that the @*%$ing words ar...Read Full Lyrics

Spoken: The world today seems absolutely crackers. With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It's depressing, and it's senseles...Read Full Lyrics