Ho Ho F****** Ho Lyrics

Ho, ho fuckin' ho, What a crock o' shit! We all work for Santa Claus, We've 'ad enough, we quit! We do all the fuckin' work, While 'ee stars in the show! Stick yer Christmas up ye...Read Full Lyrics

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio, I bet you they won't play this new $%^& song. It's not that it's %$(* or #$*&^&* controversial It's just that the @*%$ing words ar...Read Full Lyrics

Spoken: The world today seems absolutely crackers. With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It's depressing, and it's senseles...Read Full Lyrics

I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, No matter where they've been. I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traff...Read Full Lyrics

Ich bin ein Holzfller und fhl mich stark Ich schlaf des Nachts und hack am Tag Er ist ein Holzfller und fhlt sich stark Er schlaft des Nachts und hackt am Tag Ich flle Bume, ich es...Read Full Lyrics

How sweet to be an idiot As harmless as a cloud Too small to hide the sun Almost poking fun At the warm, but insecure, untiny crowd How sweet to be an idiot And tip my brain in jo...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok I sleep all night and I work all day (He's a lumberjack and he's ok He sleeps all night and he works all day) I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to t...Read Full Lyrics

Down at an English fair, One evening I was there, When I heard a showman shouting Underneath the flare: Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts. There they are a-standin' in a row...Read Full Lyrics

And now, Mr. Terry Gilliam will sing, for you, I've got two legs. Hmm.... I've got two legs From my hips to the ground And when I move them they walk around And when I lift them t...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so worried about what's happening today, In the Middle East, you know. And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval System they've got at Heathrow. I'm so worried about the f...Read Full Lyrics