Christmas in Heaven Lyrics

We're Knights of the Round Table.We dance whene'er we're able.We do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccable.We dine well here in Camelot.We eat ham and jam and spam a lo...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so worried about what's happening today,In the Middle East, you know?And I'm so worried about the baggage retrievalSystem they've got at Heathrow.I'm so worried about the fashi...Read Full Lyrics

Finland , Finland , FinlandThe country where I want to bePony trekking or camping or just watch T.V.Finland , Finland , FinlandIt's the country for meYou're so near to Russia so fa...Read Full Lyrics

Presenter Hello, good evening, and welcome to'Blackmail'! And to start tonight's programme, we go toPreston in Lancashire, and Mrs Betty Teal!Cut to a slightly blurred black and wh...Read Full Lyrics

I've got ninety thousand French francs in my fridgeI've got lots of lovely LireNow the Deutschmark's getting dearerAnd my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn bridgeThere is nothing...Read Full Lyrics

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',He grew, grew, grew, and grewGrew up to be, grew up to beA boy called 'Brian',A boy called 'Brian'.He had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet,Th...Read Full Lyrics

My sweet LordHm, my LordHm, my LordI really want to see youI really want to be with youI really want to see you LordBut it won't take long, my LordMy sweet LordHm, my LordHm, my Lo...Read Full Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics

Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!Lovely Spam! Wonderful SpamSpa-a-a-a-a-a-a-amSpa-a-a-a-a-a-a-amSpa-a-a-a-a-a-a-amSpa-a-a-a-a-a-a-amLovely Spam! (Lovely Spam!)Lovely Spam! (Lovely Spam!...Read Full Lyrics

All things dull and ugly,All creatures short and squat,All things rude and nasty,The Lord God made the lot.Each little snake that poisons,Each little wasp that stings,He made their...Read Full Lyrics