Christmas Vacation Lyrics

Clean sheets mean a lot to a guy who sleeps on the floor I wanted your love, and a shelf in your dresser drawer You tucked me in, stopped my tossing and turning But I turned back t...Read Full Lyrics

Mug mug mug Coffee mug Gonna clear away the haze Liquid proof That I can win this race Coffee mug The grip that keeps me tall My inter-link Keeps me questing all I don't need no bo...Read Full Lyrics

Cool To Be You I don't believe in unity Once the people get together It's easy to see It's just one more abandoned dream It's just a matter of time Before they come after me With ...Read Full Lyrics

(Music by T. Lombardo, Lyrics by descendents) Just because we've gone away Here's a message from me and Ray We're not gonna let the music die Join us if you've got the energy We're...Read Full Lyrics

Well I'm not a cool guy anymore As if I ever was before I took a look at all the signs Then rolled it over in my mind The feeling I could not release What was I thinking of? Became...Read Full Lyrics

Another night of maybe and almost Abandoning a land of passin' ghosts Just a lot of sad people forgive them Lord They don't care what they do Or who they do it to At the dog and p...Read Full Lyrics

In the world of man in the great rat race Makes his speeches Then he does what he please Winners of the mosh impart their grace As I wallow in the mush in a doggy daze I live in a ...Read Full Lyrics

Why do I daydream, why do I get my hopes up at all? I've been living this Walter Mitty life for too long Somebody save me, I'm a prisoner of my own fear Sometimes fantasy is the on...Read Full Lyrics

Flatulation punctuates the still night air And I thank god you're here I queefed - Enjoy Make the most of my butt-toast Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy The laces of my shoes unlo...Read Full Lyrics

If it was for me I thought it would come so easy I never realized Life's just a series of lows and highs I just wanna create It doesn't matter how I do it Nobody ever said There...Read Full Lyrics