I found a clam beside the sea inside a seedy sack.I said to the clam,"Dear sir or ma'am, allow me to call you JackWill you come home with me for a cup of teaAnd maybe a midnight sn...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
I'm eatin' cornflakes with sugar and teardopsSince the milkman run away with you.He stole my ev'ry dreamAnd he forgot to leave the cream.So I'm sittin' here just wond'rin' what to ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Ever since I been a little child, I been crunchin' walnuts with my teeth,And that accounts for my unusual smile,I been crunchin' walnuts with my teeth,And while other kids was goin...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
(Daddy what if the sun stop shinin' what would happen then)
If the sun stopped shinin' you'd be so surprised
You'd stare at the heavens with wide open eyes
And the wind would carry...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Well that's the dangers of a stranger that you met in the darkWhen you let him lead you on until you don't know who you areThen you wake up in the mornin'...he's made off with your...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
I found her number clearly writtenOn that truckstop restroom wall.Why it took seven beers and half an hourTo get the nerve to call.And she said, "Honey come on over"I said, "Tell m...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
The Devil walked into Linebaugh's on a rainy Nashville nightWhile the lost souls sat and sipped their soup in the sickly yellow neon light.And the Devil, he looked around the room,...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Oh, I got Dirty FeetI can't get them clean.I got Dirty FeetIf you know what I meanI been too longScufflin' in the dirty streetI come away with Dirty Feet.I got Dirty FeetAnd I ain'...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
If anyone met us, they'd surely agreeWe're proper as any two people can be.We're clean-cut, well-mannered,Well-dressed and polite...But, oh, if they'd see us at nightWhen we're dri...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Drinkin’ from the bottle and singin’ from the heart,Cryin’ blues in motel rooms,Lord, the hard times weren’t that hard.And some fell in, and some fell out and some just fel...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein