I found her number clearly writtenOn that truckstop restroom wall.Why it took seven beers and half an hourTo get the nerve to call.And she said, "Honey come on over"I said, "Tell m...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
The Devil walked into Linebaugh's on a rainy Nashville nightWhile the lost souls sat and sipped their soup in the sickly yellow neon light.And the Devil, he looked around the room,...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Oh, I got Dirty FeetI can't get them clean.I got Dirty FeetIf you know what I meanI been too longScufflin' in the dirty streetI come away with Dirty Feet.I got Dirty FeetAnd I ain'...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
If anyone met us, they'd surely agreeWe're proper as any two people can be.We're clean-cut, well-mannered,Well-dressed and polite...But, oh, if they'd see us at nightWhen we're dri...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Drinkin’ from the bottle and singin’ from the heart,Cryin’ blues in motel rooms,Lord, the hard times weren’t that hard.And some fell in, and some fell out and some just fel...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
I only wish they'd drop the bomb tomorrowTo teach you a lesson for runnin' away from me,And then I'd helter-skelter.To our cozy family shelterAnd I'd lock you out and throw away th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Hello, everybody. I have come to sayI didn't come to stay. I just come to play.So lock all the doors and open up the wine.Tell all the pretty ladies to get in line.'Cause I'm drunk...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Yesterday he was here...singing this songWoke up this morning...They tell me he's goneDyin' for loveDyin' for loveYou've lost a lover, I've lost a friendSisters and brothers you wo...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Hey, boys, you know once I was took inBy a girl with a twinkly eyeAnd the first time that I wasn't lookin'She run off with a handsomer guy.But I'm an ingenious fellerAnd as soon as...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Well, a millionaire came around todayAnd started throwin' dollar bills awayWhile everyone was grabbin'Where was I?-- Home nappin'!That's why today I'm eatin' hay and clay.'Cause ev...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein