Classic Asshole Lyrics

I love you but I fuck your friendsI love you but I fuck your friendsI love you but I fuck your friendsAt the same timeAll at onceWe have funWe clusterfuckWhy are you leaving me?Why...Read Full Lyrics

Dead dogs, dead dogs, dead dogs in my garageI got dead dogs, dead dogs, dead dogs in my garageDead dogs, dead dogs, dead dogs in my garageI got dead dogs, dead dogs, dead dogs in m...Read Full Lyrics

I am incapacitatedMentally incarceratedI would be fucking elatedIf I were decapitatedWanna be decapitatedThinking's way too complicatedIt just makes me irritatedDo you have somethi...Read Full Lyrics

Never mind the painful criesJust ignore her many liesLet her rest when she passes outWhile she's awake, let her shoutQuickly pour her another cupHold her hand when she shoots upFuc...Read Full Lyrics

FlannelSeattleFlannelSeattleI left my flannel in SeattleI left my flannel in SeattleWanna go to Seattle and get some flannelWanna go to Seattle and get some flannelFlannelSeattleFl...Read Full Lyrics

They all got fucking BirkenstocksIt's fifty fucking degrees outSoome of them don't wear shoes at allAt Haight and Ash you'll find them allFucking hippies make me real sickAssk for ...Read Full Lyrics

I was walking home from school one dayWhen I saw Danny standing thereI tried to show him my dirty underwearHe showed me his and nothing would compareAnd he saidCHORUSYou're uglyWha...Read Full Lyrics

Shit fuck hell damn shit fuck shitFuckShit-for-brains asshole dickweed all rightYou're a motherfucker and I hate youFuck shit hell damn shit fuckFuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you...Read Full Lyrics

DickheadCHORUSMy name is DickheadI ain't no inbredI got a shaved headDickheadI'm only 13I got a mohawkI'm gonna floor youAnd I live in PortlandCHORUSI'll cahse you downAnd I'm gonn...Read Full Lyrics

I'm only fifteen and I got a gunMommy and daddy had better runI'm only fifteen and I got a gunTime to go out and shoot a nunCold...hard...steel...pink!CHORUSShe's a girl with a lit...Read Full Lyrics