Comedienne Lyrics

I know this girl named denise She makes me weak at the knees She drives a lavender lexus She lives in queens but her dad lives in texas [sha la la la la la la] When she holds me [...Read Full Lyrics

Slim and tall behind me Spinnin' me off of my feet Headin' for the D We're taking our act to the street Roll around the city, leavin' our tracks on the ground Elevator up Baby I d...Read Full Lyrics

Slow down There's gonna be trouble You're gonna forget What you're doing One false move, baby Suddenly everything's ruined Hold on You're gonna be sorry You're gonna regret What ...Read Full Lyrics

There's fire in the canyon Rain on the plain And an eerie kind of sadness On the highway today Was it driving together That drove us apart Or did we change direction Chasing arrows...Read Full Lyrics

Driving on the lawn Sleeping on the roof Drinking all the alcohol All the kids from school Will be naked in the pool While our parents are on Fire Island Cranking up the tunes 'Ti...Read Full Lyrics

Go, hippie Skip down the old road Don't even see me, do you at all Some days you get so tired of hanging Trying to deep-fry all your boredom Big hippie The day was so slow And I c...Read Full Lyrics

They called him great scott Because he was great They called her great susan Cause she was his date She climbed in a box He cut her in two And when he was through She was just half...Read Full Lyrics

Halley's waitress Never comes around She's hiding in the kitchen She's nowhere to be found I just want some coffee Is that too much to ask? Halley's waitress Is not up to the task ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm just a hat and feet That's all that's left of me A spot on the sidewalk A mark on the street I'm just a hat and feet I'm just a hat and feet You dropped a bomb on me I didn't ...Read Full Lyrics

Working all day for a mean little man With a clip-on tie and a rub-on tan He's got me running 'round the office like a dog around a track But when I get home, You're always there t...Read Full Lyrics