Conquistador Lyrics

"All hands on deck, we"ve run afloat" I heard the captain cry"Explore the ship, replace the cook, let no one leave alive!"Across the straits, around the Horn, how far can sailors f...Read Full Lyrics

Simple sister Got whooping cough Have to burn her toys Take her treats Eat her sweets Scare off all the boys Simple sister Got whooping cough Have to put her out Wear her clothes S...Read Full Lyrics

Weird goings-on at the county jailPrisoners reading the sheriff's mailHe's strapped down to a swivel chairTrying to swivel right out of therePin-striped sweet's in cell 15Convinced...Read Full Lyrics

There's too many women and not enough wine Too many poets and not enough rhyme Too many glasses and not enough time Draw your own conclusions My old dog's a good old dog My old man...Read Full Lyrics

Doctor where's your remedy? I've got enough to pay the fee Can't you see I'm awful sick? I'll pay you well to do the trick Doctor where's your magic box There's no one here to coun...Read Full Lyrics

Outside the gates of Cerdes sits the two-pronged unicorn Who plays at relaxation time a rhinestone flugelhorn Whilst mermaids lace carnations into wreaths for ailing whales And Nep...Read Full Lyrics

Tonight we sleep on silken sheets We drink fine wine and eat rare meats On Carousel and gambling stakeOur fortunes speed, and dissipateIt's candlelight and chandelier It's silver p...Read Full Lyrics

Weird goings-on at the county jailPrisoners reading the sheriff's mailHe's strapped down to a swivel chairTrying to swivel right out of therePin-striped sweet's in cell 15Convinced...Read Full Lyrics

Bringing home the baconTender juicy steaks Breast-fed baby dumpling Gobbling up the cakes Milk-fed baby dumplingSlobbering, goo-faced, mean Wet-nursed sour purse spot faceBlubberin...Read Full Lyrics

Tonight we sleep on silken sheets We drink fine wine and eat rare meats On Carousel and gambling stakeOur fortunes speed, and dissipateIt's candlelight and chandelier It's silver p...Read Full Lyrics