Constipated Lyrics

I grew up in a little suburbia I graduated at the top of my class My parents loved me, my friends they all envied The kind of life that they all knew that I had I got accepted to a...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "Picture" by Kid Rock and Cheryl Crow] I live on burgers, Cheetos, and ice cream Got nothing but lard in my blood stream Guess my sweet tooth was something more than a p...Read Full Lyrics

I'm lying here on your couch feeling lousy My life's a great big mess I'm crying here and all you've done Is perscribe me lots of drugs I can't stay on your Prozac Cause it's makin...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "Every Other Time" by lfo] I said forget about it As I drive off away from the drive through This Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straight I said Bavarian Creme B...Read Full Lyrics

Ok Check it... We got a little old lady with a poodle on a leashe And she's trying to get across the street She's walking 'round all crooked-like And she's looking pretty feeble an...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down] I took a walk around the block to ease my troubled mind It seems I fell in love and well I guess she's quite a find There's just one proble...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "Stuck In A Moment" by U2] Just the other day I was on my way to work When nature started calling me With an overwhelming urge Now I'm just trying to find A decent place...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains Of Wayne] Mrs. Claus has got it going on Mrs. Claus has got it going on Mrs. Claus has got it going on Mrs. Claus has got it going on Santa's ...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "My Boyfriend's Back" by The Angels] My girlfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la hey-la my girlfriend's back) If you see her coming better head out on th...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam] Oh where oh where can my Playboys be? My mom took em away from me I gotta find out where she hid all my books So I can read my Playboys when sh...Read Full Lyrics