Everybody Vs. Me Lyrics

[Parody of "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down] I took a walk around the block to ease my troubled mind It seems I fell in love and well I guess she's quite a find There's just one proble...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "Stuck In A Moment" by U2] Just the other day I was on my way to work When nature started calling me With an overwhelming urge Now I'm just trying to find A decent place...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains Of Wayne] Mrs. Claus has got it going on Mrs. Claus has got it going on Mrs. Claus has got it going on Mrs. Claus has got it going on Santa's ...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "My Boyfriend's Back" by The Angels] My girlfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la hey-la my girlfriend's back) If you see her coming better head out on th...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam] Oh where oh where can my Playboys be? My mom took em away from me I gotta find out where she hid all my books So I can read my Playboys when sh...Read Full Lyrics

Well I was walking through the mall When I saw the coolest store of all The pet shop always makes me smile I just had to go inside for a while I wasn't really looking to buy Then I...Read Full Lyrics

Well Jimmy was a quiet boy He kept to himself He used to hang out at Lennys arcade With nobody else He wasn't the brightest boy He ate more than his share of glue (If you know what...Read Full Lyrics

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Rigging up the lights And finding a Christ...Read Full Lyrics

The problem is all inside our bed, she said to me. But, the answer is easy if you practice orally. You must enhance your foreplay conilingually. There must be 50 ways to eat your l...Read Full Lyrics

Addicted To Butts (Addicted To Love - Robert Palmer) You hack and gag You cough and wheeze You climb the stairs On hands and knees Your heart pounds Your teeth grind Another smoke...Read Full Lyrics