Cool Ass Kelsi Lyrics

The bathrooms down the hall, the sink is here.Your ethics are murky the answer is clear.The existence of god was a big deceit, I don't see why I need to lift the toilet seat.Your a...Read Full Lyrics

When your named after a president and you invent uses for the peanut, it's hard to find a girl who loves you for who you are.It's hard being George Washington Carver.Happy Valentin...Read Full Lyrics

I love pancakes, I love pancakes, I love pancakes, we do too.Nothing else in life does matter when I'm sucking down on that cooked batter.Waffles are just for the squares.Pancakes ...Read Full Lyrics

I can't decide what TV show I'm gonna watch tonight, but I'm pretty sure I wanna watch it next to you.Cause when your sitting next to me on that couch baby, I'm pretty sure I'm nev...Read Full Lyrics

My friend died, write a song about it, make it good.Make it awesome, make it catchy, make it unforgettable.Because if it's not and people forget him, then it's all your fault.Make ...Read Full Lyrics

Would you, could you, would you come out of your lair.If I told you I was a tasty pear.You could fly over me and then you could see that I am the fruit that I told you about.Someti...Read Full Lyrics

Oh my lord, I am so bored.Held the hand of Satan.Oh Laura, what has happened to you?Held the hand of the devil.I was on MTV, everybody was looking at me.Held the hand of the devil....Read Full Lyrics

You are the impersonator of another impersonator.He's been dead for three decades and your still singing about blue suede.It's with rage that my heart burns, when I see your side b...Read Full Lyrics

Read a flyer for a missing girl on the Waffle House door, and I don't think I want to be on the road anymore.I don't need this road trip to find out who I really am, cause I found ...Read Full Lyrics

Everybody wants to show off that they know what your problems are.Everybody's gonna tell you how you could have fixed your car.And everybody says you should've listened to them all...Read Full Lyrics