Couch Potato Lyrics

It's rotten, so rotten here So rotten, ah, oh! It was like, the last day before trash day (uh) My place was gettin' kinda nasty (uh) Even know the garbage I knew would reak (ya kn...Read Full Lyrics

Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night it's the place to be Every...Read Full Lyrics

I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out? I like your skeletal structure, baby You're an ectomorph, no doubt Your face is real symmetrical And your nostrils a...Read Full Lyrics

Uh huh, extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out Nineteen extra larges What a shame No one came Just us eatin' all a...Read Full Lyrics

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devastating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried...Read Full Lyrics

Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if his hair was on fire But then one day he went to that science lab That mutated sp...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in Fran...Read Full Lyrics

Carry this picture for luck. Kept in a locket, Tucked in your collar, close to your chest. Make it a secret, shown to the closest friends. And meet me at quarter to seven, The sun...Read Full Lyrics

You'll be leaving for the winterBut I look and see that it's trueIt's the right thing for youBut it's tough to be moved with the holiday spiritAnd to tell you the truth, I had big ...Read Full Lyrics

Baby I'm afraid of a lot of things But I ain't scared of lovin' you Baby I know you're afraid of a lot of things But don't be scared of love 'Cause people will say all kinds of t...Read Full Lyrics