Crapeteria Lyrics

Do you smell the popcornCan you hear the laughterCan you see the crazy ridesWonder how we'll feel right afterI haven't been to one of theseSince I was 21Guess who went on the most ...Read Full Lyrics

What if in the Cow Face PoseMy colon suddenly blows, whoaI can't do Downward Facing DogIf I fill the room with lots of fogMy discomfort is reaching new heightsI'm about to rip righ...Read Full Lyrics

Itchy noseWatery eyesRunny noseAgonizedEver since I popped the questionNasal congestionIndigestionI'm allergic to youBut I get a shot once a month so I can be around youI'm allergi...Read Full Lyrics

All the Gaytors in the houseCelebrate with mePut on your T-shirtsBe proud and freeClap along to the beatGet up from your seatMove your cheeksAnd slide your feetI love to be a membe...Read Full Lyrics

What's that smellI don't knowWhat's that smellIt's just my toesWhat's that smellLike I saidOh, that's rightIt's just my toesPoopy smellsPoopy's greatPoopy makes my bells ringPoopy ...Read Full Lyrics

Wheezing like a fridgeCoughing in the phoneSniffing like a steampipeSo people think I'm stonedPollen in my eyesHorrid sneezing fitsSlurring speech from drowsy medsSo people think I...Read Full Lyrics

Babysitting Emma and she started to laughShe said it's time for a nice hot bathBabysitting Emma and she started to laughShe said it's time for a nice hot bathBabysitting Emma and s...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sick of writing wordsWhy can't the music just speak for itselfYou know what I'm sayingWhy do people feel it's completely necessary to attach wordsOur minds and mouths are capab...Read Full Lyrics

Fardón mai asoFardón mai asoFardón mai asoFardón mai aso...Read Full Lyrics

I love glitzIt is so greatSparkling glitzI just can't waitFor that glitzFlaunt it aroundI just love thatDo you like youDo you like meI like glitzDo you like youDo you like meI like...Read Full Lyrics