Crime Spree Lyrics

I've seen a monkey trying hard to love a robot, yo But all they ever do is fight to the death for your soul. They're on a planet that I never meant to visit at all. Got a sign on t...Read Full Lyrics

Nerd rap infests your internet. You left a trap, but It's empty. Mc Frontalot took a gape but the bait wasn't tempting, Ending up uncaged and at large To talk smack at you through ...Read Full Lyrics

The beam bridge, seeming to be the ridge spanner All manner of planks gets employed under the banner Of progress, 85 yards the max Nobody plummets to the bottom of ravines intact ...Read Full Lyrics

Mc frontalot is not installed So don't call 800-Front4all Off the ball of wax, to rock the rough tracks Thumbtacks all up in the mix so relax I hacks a beat together like a slasher...Read Full Lyrics

Yo! I got a little dog, the doggy's name is Doggy Fresh And out of every single dog I've ever met, he's the Best And the rest of the dogs in the world, I wouldn't own 'Em Yo my mom...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna be your man (gonna be your man) You're my biggest fan, I gotta give a little something back I'm gonna be your man (gonna be your man) See, you don't even gotta ask I kno...Read Full Lyrics

Ummmm hello! I was wondering, how goth is my frock? See I got a thing for horror movies and mope rock But I can't shock my hair up (I ran out of stock) And just like that, frontalo...Read Full Lyrics

I played hassle the dorkening once Had eighteen cards in my hand, all Muds And I didn't seem to need a mud card to win Hadn't tapped a Mud yet - then the other kid grinned See he'd...Read Full Lyrics

I hate your blog. It's incredibly terrible and bad. I hate your blog. You own a dog, and you feed it. You post about it. I get to read it. Plus: five paragraphs on the socks you b...Read Full Lyrics

I love fags because I am a san franciscan if you're dissing on my homos then this censure's what you're risking (I'm insisting on containing my temper but listen up): you shouldn't...Read Full Lyrics