Critter Lyrics

Alright! Yeah! C-c-come on! Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre They can s...Read Full Lyrics

I see you staring at me, just like I'm staring at you I wanna go for a ride, up on your ass and your boobs I want my cock up inside, on your Fallopian tubes Baby I don't need to...Read Full Lyrics

Woah! Woah! I went down on her last night From what I understand baby, that’s alright I didn’t screw her — that’s the truth But I ate that vagina through and through...Read Full Lyrics

Here we go Whoa Ooh whooa She's looking good From head to toe She's licking her paws, yeah She's ready to blow Got-a teeth like razors And claws like knives She's read...Read Full Lyrics

I saw her drinkin' beer Eatin' peanuts by the bar I was pretty desperate And I knew she had a car She said her name was Debbie She was a friend of Jenny Craig's She had boobs like ...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah..... [Verse 1] Stupid fuckin' bitch in the fast-lane almost hit my car Checkin' her fuckin' Snapchat on her motherfucking phone Tried to wave an officer down, he was on ...Read Full Lyrics

The heart is cool It's a magnificent machine and it don't have a brain But it thinks that you're being too mean And it don't have legs, which is sad 'Cause it can't run away wh...Read Full Lyrics

Oh yeah Uh, sexy Oh yeah Delivering pizza on a Saturday night I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive I'm lucky that I left the...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I bet you never guessed When you came to the show You'd be getting on the bus with me And doing some blow Your mama's in the parking lot Looking for you She's gonna f...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes it's hard When all the girls want to fuck you So you fuck em once Bu they just keep coming back And there's other girls And your dick wants someone new But the bitc...Read Full Lyrics