Fat Girl (Thar She Blows) Lyrics

Yeah..... [Verse 1] Stupid fuckin' bitch in the fast-lane almost hit my car Checkin' her fuckin' Snapchat on her motherfucking phone Tried to wave an officer down, he was on ...Read Full Lyrics

The heart is cool It's a magnificent machine and it don't have a brain But it thinks that you're being too mean And it don't have legs, which is sad 'Cause it can't run away wh...Read Full Lyrics

Oh yeah Uh, sexy Oh yeah Delivering pizza on a Saturday night I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive I'm lucky that I left the...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I bet you never guessed When you came to the show You'd be getting on the bus with me And doing some blow Your mama's in the parking lot Looking for you She's gonna f...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes it's hard When all the girls want to fuck you So you fuck em once Bu they just keep coming back And there's other girls And your dick wants someone new But the bitc...Read Full Lyrics

[VERSE] There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock and balls. But you never really know who's sucking on the other s...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Frontdoor's locked, locked up tight Try to get in with all my might [Chorus 1] Goin' in the Backdoor Getting in no matter what Goin' in the Backdoor A little bit...Read Full Lyrics

Don't you go potting a deal Don't you buy a gucci chest If it comes down to you or a pile of cash I can tell you what she's gonna choose The girls got her hands on a 2" ring O...Read Full Lyrics

She's got bitching blonde hair and big blue eyes Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed I saw her sittin' by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair As people laugh and walk on b...Read Full Lyrics

Couldn't make no money as a singer Didn't seem to get too far So I sell pot brownies and Vicodin From the back seat of my car Movin' back to Chicago Gonna rest my achin' head ...Read Full Lyrics