Cruise Lyrics

There's a real cool couple living on my street They smile and wave every time we meet They've been together for the past five years They're perfectly happy and perfectly queer Its ...Read Full Lyrics

Candy wants to be a star but Hollywood is just to far, From nowhere North Dakota usa She went from pigtails in her hair to cam girl in her underwear A Tokyo to Memphis matinee No l...Read Full Lyrics

Good Morning the night is over and gone I thought once this dark would last for so long Feel the sunlight on my face You have brought me through this place Jesus, Jesus You found...Read Full Lyrics

The St. Louisa school girl Corona on her breath Push up ammunition Smoke some crystal meth All she wants to do is rock the big dance floor Sugar Fairy Princess never been before B...Read Full Lyrics

She was a Baptist He was a model She said she never had a drink but she's gonna drink the worm out the bottle Chugging on the jug of life He found Jesus She found her G-spot Is too...Read Full Lyrics

If you have trouble coming to Jesus, my friend 'Cause it's so easy; just believe and He'll mend Your broken heart And give you eternal life I used to hate God, churches, and all B...Read Full Lyrics

Christine's Depression never seems to end, Cuz she'll never be as skinny as the girls on friends. She's got fat hips, and thin lips, she's jealous of a q-tip She'd take stupid over...Read Full Lyrics

Secret dreams rising up in the dead of night All alone; it's a weakness that's hard to break Another summer fades away like the evening light Another year, as your confidence start...Read Full Lyrics

Hidden from the mystics whose writings had foretold With shattering simplicity, the mystery unfolds A small bouquet of cells becomes a living child Fathered by the great I am, a mo...Read Full Lyrics

She's a double-cross Demon powder queen Bitch in the gutter Master of kings She's a too-cool torture Top of the line Dangerous lover; White Cadillac She'll suck you dry and skin yo...Read Full Lyrics