Cuckold Lyrics

Meet you by the art room door In a circle on the hallway floor Teacher held you back again Drawing ogres in your textbook margin Keeping your eyes down and dodging oranges On the b...Read Full Lyrics

Dragon: Don't feel bad, you only killed me Don't feel bad, I only died You put a spear through my sternum Because of that, I'm not alive Don't feel bad Don't feel bad, you didn't ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not sure that I will be very well-suited To the new post-climate change society It bothers me I'm not sure that I have the tools to deal With the complete collapse of the moder...Read Full Lyrics

Scod Everyone's a tosser Everyone's a fool Don't ever feel like you don't fit 'Cause Gatesy, everyone's a tool Yon The louder that you say you're not The more that it's the case ...Read Full Lyrics

I've forgotten everything In my little mouse size bed In a county hospital With a tiny bandage around my head You've just got a broken ankle Snap out of it frankel Images are comin...Read Full Lyrics

GATESY: I need to tell you how I feel My love for you has congealed My baby now YON AND SCOD: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ...Read Full Lyrics

(Voice 1) This is the first song from our new cd, I just have to warn you, it's a little bit scary (Voice 2) Very very scary, B minus scary, seriously the people in this room are ...Read Full Lyrics

You know, Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen Comet and Cupid and Chopper and Nixon But do you recall The least famous reindeer of all? Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian Fabian, ...Read Full Lyrics

We're born and then the end is nigh We live, we love, we laugh, we cry We get old, we regret, we die But not I! I won't go into the night I have faced a dragon's bite When the re...Read Full Lyrics

There was a, hot girl in the comic shop And I didn't know what to do. There was a, hot girl in the comic shop She was lookin' at Doctor Who. There was an actual girl in the comic s...Read Full Lyrics