Whoa, yeah!
You've got a '65 Chevy Malibu
With automatic drive
A custom paint job, too
I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow
And a slightly used sombrero
And I'll even throw in ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Look
If you had
One shot
To sit on your lazy butt
And watch all the tv you ever wanted
Until your brain turned to mush
Would you go for it?
Or just let it slip?
Yo
Remote is ready...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Watch this
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up with more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slip my mind the last two ti...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man
The kind of man you'd never disrespect
He stood 8 foot tall, wore glasses
And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck
He ate his own we...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
A Complicated Song
Uh huh, extra cheese.
Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me.
Pizza party at your house,
I went just to check it out.
19 extra larges,
What a shame, no one came....Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Jillian was her name
She was sweeter than aspartame
Her kisses reconfigured my dna
And after that I never was the same
And I loved her even more
Than Marlon Brando loved souffle
S...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
It's Christmas at ground zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While the air raid sirens blare
It's Christmas at ground zero
The ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
When we were young, Bernie's Deli was down the block
(Ooh ooh ooh ooh)
He made a great liver pate
(You know he did, you know he did, you know he did)
But if there's one thing in th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
(Two men talking)
"Which did you like better, Jedi, or the Empire strikes back?"
Empire... Last for me...
Empire Had The Better Ending, I Mean Luke Gets His Hand Cut Off,
Finds Out...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.
You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime.
I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day.
Mom w...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic