Dark Comedy Morning Show Lyrics

[Intro: Open Mike Eagle] We have a fuckin', uh, incredible show for you tonight Pardon me for saying "Fuckin'" on network television— I'm not gonna have this job for long—It...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] The rejected stone is now the cornerstone It’s in the sky in chemtrails from a Dorner drone There’s a war between fezes and Jesus The winner ghost-wrote the pledg...Read Full Lyrics

(Da-da, da-da, da da) [Verse 1] So don't be mad at me I used to breathe asthmatically No strategy for whenever brain Gets going, counting the stars through the growing pains...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse] You used to count on jesus Then ran out of fingers Purple mountain magic Costs a million dollars And they don't take paypal And my credit's ruined Graduated college ...Read Full Lyrics

[Open Mike Eagle] You just uh, you know, but me I'm just washing dishes You know, busting suds That's what a house husband does With or without an industry buzz There's no fo...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle] I need it sunny, pull the shades away Lookin' at the sky like today's the day I ate my breakfast like a king My homies gon' be hungry, I won't feel a...Read Full Lyrics

[Hook 1] We've gone too far We don't want to go back home We don't like to see each other but We don't want to go back home So because we know what's waiting We don't want to...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Nothing's the same I forgot what they call you but what's in a name I'm buzzed, unashamed I forgot who I was now my blood's full of flames Now watch me do this dance...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Rappers belong to things They got affiliations and shit and I do too But fuck gangbanging, yeah [Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle] Life's kind of sucky bro If you hearing t...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Started life as a Christian I was enticed by religion To spark a spiritual life that was missing As an acolyte A white Jesus had me actin' right Chasing the thought...Read Full Lyrics