Daterape Cookbook Lyrics

The Dogorez and one mike stand. A small brawl that Comes between lovers. It just breaks my heart. I'm pawn Life. Calls the world "Arena Grand". Bone gameshow. A Small joke Christ p...Read Full Lyrics

Drip strawberry juice. Open shutters. Death birds. Elated. Elected. Universe. Sedative vein. Whole grain Layered. Brightest sunshine. Brightest day. Spills the Kitten's milk. Cuts ...Read Full Lyrics

I) New Minneapolis, Sea of Tranquility on Luna You can't walk today. Purchase and obtuse. I will melt and flow a mile, but what sees Earth move when you're dead. One vein flow...Read Full Lyrics

Halcyon prick absinthe loaded. Popes moselle in Christ, slurping dead Jim's fat ass wife with shamrocks And driftwood. I'm an articulate man, but the chanty Says to fuck. Scrape. ...Read Full Lyrics

"A touch of Earther rural folklore for the long trip." I) Athens, MI; High School Graduation and a Bloody Nose Below the thumb resides a prairie tagged Monhalo. Old as dumb. Does...Read Full Lyrics

"My girlfriend and I are quite poor. So we crash funeral gatherings for the free food. Hell, everybody's so busy crying and consoling; they don't even notice us in the coatroom p...Read Full Lyrics

[Brent:] Christ, you've toiled hard. So grab a stool. You Get to buy the first round. [Jesus:] Guiness Stout? [Brent:] I'll cleanse your feet with my beer. We'll have Another rou...Read Full Lyrics

I) After the Great Toronto Plague of 1998 Fake your death. Plant a bomb. A note with a dental record. Move Away. Dublin's calling. Reserve a Euroticket today. This life is borin...Read Full Lyrics

Here's my garden. Rowed lilacs drip purple. Crane Park's slick dawn dew. Twilight. Clock's twenty past Four. Packed five vitamin C blot Akbar gushing. Brian Climb soda need, Chuck,...Read Full Lyrics

Sorry, I'm drunk dear. It happens all the time. Honestly, I thought I loved you. Too bad you're so Damn lame. Scare me with the chance to die by people I Would call friends. I gues...Read Full Lyrics