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Feat. Alice Bowie My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's ...Read Full Lyrics

Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone, Feeling kinda horny got a tingle in my bone, Go and get my pants off and a picture of Sharen Stone! Heeeey Masterbater! I go a lit...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, Pedro, hey, Pedro Hey, where are ya, man (Over here, man) Pedro (I'm over here, man By the trashcan) Where, I can't see you (Over here where the flies are, man) Oh, I see yo...Read Full Lyrics

Sunny day chasing our cares away and making sure we stay the hell out of Elmo's way, cuz hes one bad mother fucker, hes one bad mother fucker [Chorus:] Elmo pimps hos Elmo pimps h...Read Full Lyrics

I was sitting in the coffee shop Just minding my own affair When all of a sudden, this Policeman caught me unaware Said, is your name Pedro I says, yeah, I guess so Said, then com...Read Full Lyrics

I was drivin' around in Old Mexico. I got lost didn't know what way to go. I was confused, It was late and I was in the fog, I ran over the Taco Bell dog. I felt that smoosh and I...Read Full Lyrics

All my friends know the lowrider. The low-ride-are is a little higher low-rid-er, drives a little slower low-rid-er is a little colder low-rid-er knows every street yeah low-rid-er...Read Full Lyrics

Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights, They like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too. Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma An...Read Full Lyrics

Hey there swingin' bachelors Are you tired of the steady drip Drip, drip of Gonorrhea? Then Peter Rooter's for you Peter Rooter, that's the name You just flush your troubles Down ...Read Full Lyrics

Cm: Cheech Marin tc: Tommy Chong) Cm: (Playing piano) "Mamamasita, donde esta Santa Cleese... The vecto wit da Bony knees... He comin' down da street wit no choos on his feet......Read Full Lyrics