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I wanna get married Yes, I need a spouse I want a nice Leave it to Beaverish Golden retriever and a little white house I wanna get married I need to cook meals I wanna pack you cut...Read Full Lyrics

My cat died and I quickly poured myself some gin Did she die from old age or was it for my sins God I loved her oh so much Miss her little kitty touch Does she miss me does she car...Read Full Lyrics

Jimmy, you know my love is true And Davy, you know I love only you And Mitchie, you give meaning to every day And Nathan, hold on I got somethin' to say Menfolk they need their wom...Read Full Lyrics

Avez-vous de la glace ce soir Il est temps de partir ce soir Oui apportez une chaise ce soir Je n’aime pas beaucoup cela ce soir Ecoutez s’il vous plait ce soir Il est temps d...Read Full Lyrics

In high school it was cool to say You look funny You're a retard dummy A retarded dummy Yeah you suck out of luck You're no Playboy bunny Hee hee So you laugh, it's a gas They're r...Read Full Lyrics

Been working a long long time See her in the news Calling her on her crime But she can't refuse Cause she'd quit it if she could Knowing that she should But admitted she's alright ...Read Full Lyrics

Because I'm tired of maturity, airport insecurity Runnin' from the Thought Police, fightin' with the go-betweens Hold up, let me steal a breath 'Cause we're dealin' with identity t...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, livin's a buch of shit Shittin's a part of livin' Fartin's a friend of shittin', aye, and so we carry on Bring me a clarinet Get me a big brown derby Buy me a lie a whale wide...Read Full Lyrics

You're supposed to have a laugh And have a lot to say You're supposed to have a gas And make your getaway But do you know you can't be wrong How do you know you can't be wrong You'...Read Full Lyrics

"Awww, I don't wanna, I don't wanna be here" "shh it's alright darling What do you want? " "I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna pony pony" It's just my mama and me And though ...Read Full Lyrics