You're too old and too smart
Not to listen to Captain
And I am too old and safe
Not to stick my big mouth in.
So stop it already
And just think of something else
And if you get re...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Atom and His Package
When you think of a metal head,
Tell me what comes to mind?
Well maybe stone washed jeans a mullet?
A guy who is evolutionary one step behind,
Well when rob halford came out of the...Read Full Lyrics
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Alright, ralph... Happy birthday... You freak...
You're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars
Today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are
You're in love wit...Read Full Lyrics
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This is a song about who kissed me on the face...
It was new years eve and I was,
All but weary,
And then my girl, she decided to smooch Mary
With no one to smooch I would not be c...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Atom and His Package
It was new year's eve and I was all but wary.
Then my girl she decided to smooch mary.
No one to smooch I would not be caught dead.
Then into the picture steppedmy good friend greg...Read Full Lyrics
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If You Own the Washington Redskins You're a Cock Lyrics
I like sports
There are some things I force myself to miss
Like I never met an athlete I like and hockey in Texas
When it...Read Full Lyrics
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Me and Jan and Brian bought a pretty little home.
It was cheap and we split and we're fixing it up.
So Mr. Sokol does everything rewires, fixes cracks.
I can only break walls, move...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Atom and His Package
I know.
I could have been dead.
My nose swelled up to the size of my head.
The fucking gate, man, that shit was half lowered.
I did not see it, so I put my gear in forward.
And th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Atom and His Package
This guy jeb is from outer space.
He showed me a smelly peacock and he peeled off his face.
So i confronted him, before he could hide.
He looked nervous and asked "atom, wanna go o...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Atom and His Package
I know I'm ready!
I'm predictable likea western spaghetti
I'm sure... I bet
I'd like to go 'cause I'm late but I haven't even started yet
My life: I wake up at dawn
I got my shiny ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Atom and His Package