He Kissed Me (Rock Version) Lyrics

If You Own the Washington Redskins You're a Cock Lyrics I like sports There are some things I force myself to miss Like I never met an athlete I like and hockey in Texas When it...Read Full Lyrics

Me and Jan and Brian bought a pretty little home. It was cheap and we split and we're fixing it up. So Mr. Sokol does everything rewires, fixes cracks. I can only break walls, move...Read Full Lyrics

I know. I could have been dead. My nose swelled up to the size of my head. The fucking gate, man, that shit was half lowered. I did not see it, so I put my gear in forward. And th...Read Full Lyrics

This guy jeb is from outer space. He showed me a smelly peacock and he peeled off his face. So i confronted him, before he could hide. He looked nervous and asked "atom, wanna go o...Read Full Lyrics

I know I'm ready! I'm predictable likea western spaghetti I'm sure... I bet I'd like to go 'cause I'm late but I haven't even started yet My life: I wake up at dawn I got my shiny ...Read Full Lyrics

In the mountains of Norway where the weather is cold There's not much to do except kill each other and play guitars in the snow Corpse paint is a scary name for makeup it's what th...Read Full Lyrics

This year Halloween fell on a weekend, And me and the ghetto boys were trick-or-treating, Robbing little kids for bags, Until an old man got behind our ass Hey it's halloween and ...Read Full Lyrics

Wall to wall, floor to cieling. I know, I know. My head's gone vertical. My bed's gone vertical. It's not symbolic. We're talking literal. One box. New Zealand. Australia. Philadel...Read Full Lyrics

I joined a gym, Although it's not punk at all, But I gotta look good and lower my cholesterol. There's one girl I want to notice me. I'll have a slightly better chance if my body i...Read Full Lyrics

I was fighting the mold in the bowl with my pee When a thought popped in through my brain If all of us hated high school so much Why was nothing ever changed? So I called Brian up ...Read Full Lyrics