Get back, I'm wiggin out my stem cells
And I'm way too fat for an umbiblical belt
I got blood in my feces, I thought I found jesus
It turned out to be a fetus that was ripe with di...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor
All his life was channel 13
Loaded guns in his face
Couldn't handle the scene
Of a one horse town
In southeast South Dakota
The pressure of putting cracks in his powell-peralta
A C...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor
The tiger got to hunt
The bird got to fly
The man got to sit and wonder why
The tiger got to sleep
The bird got to land
The man got to tell himself one day he'll understand
They c...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor
When I come through
Everything floats
Sell your bike
And get yourself a boat
I aint no clown
And I won't pass
You'll surely drown
If you have no raft
You're like doonesbury
You mak...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor
I keep my clothes in a casket
I sleep on a mattress
The only suitcase that I own is a basket
I talk politics with unruly Chinamen
I like my water a third oxyen and two parts hydrog...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor
This meetings now called to order
Everybody in the trenches report to the sewer
I'm the navajo talkin nebular spy
In a form fittin polyester human disguise
And I've been sent to re...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor
I get lost in the deep space stars
And call for directions on prepaid cards
I don't got no pride when it comes to astronomy
If I know where I am then I feel like they're onto me
St...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor
I used to call people on the phone and leave messages
While eating lettuceless sans meat sandwiches
And then I married into fortune and riches
Divorced and took a portion of the po...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor
Oh, my friend, you have been grossly misinformed
You been diggin' that tomb straight out the womb
To emerge in a uniform
So I guess that you best stick to writin' jingles
Cause I g...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor
Mechanical claw, rips all the clocks off tha wall
Mechanical claw, mechanical claw
Rips all the clocks off tha wall
Mechanical claw, mechanical claw
Dumb quantities of skill for a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor