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Somalia has got the hungerYugoslavia's battle will always rageGermany's got a guilty conscienceAnd Magic Johnson, he's got AIDS.But in the global battle for miseryYou know, we all ...Read Full Lyrics

There at the protest about women's rights -She slagged Helen Garner; he said, "You're right";He shook his dreadlocks and condemned Wayne Carey;She offered him tofu; both were quite...Read Full Lyrics

Club culture unites the globeAll nations pulsin' to the same strobeDown in Melbourne we think togethernessMeans connecting in a literal senseIf you want house you go to ChicagoBrus...Read Full Lyrics

I was my parents' puppet 'till my teenage yearsWhen I rebelled - and swapped them for my peersI used to sit for hours all aloneWithout an opinion to call my ownI had to keep this c...Read Full Lyrics

Well, you day a plump girl can't tap a beatWell, listen up closely as I take your seatCause the "L" is for LonelyAnd the "Y" is for YOUThe "S" is for the suckers who don't join the...Read Full Lyrics

Your mother gives the bathroom doorA final and desperate yankin' -"What's taking so long?" she'd implore'Cept here's something she's not seen before:Oh, man. You been caught wankin...Read Full Lyrics

Life is full of problemsAnd here's the remedyDenial works for me.There's a freight train comingLoaded with anxietyYou're tied to the tracks - don't worryDenial works for me. Flood,...Read Full Lyrics

My mate Roger got a girl pregnant when he was fourteen. He was so shit scared he told me, and when he said that her dad was a cop I thought he was joking. I told him he's got to te...Read Full Lyrics

I might have called my kid Jarrod, but I never called him WayneI might've gone to the casino, but I'll never go againI might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mumI ...Read Full Lyrics

If it's diffent, punchIt it's lager, lunchIf it moves, rootIf it quacks, shootIf it's mates, protectIf it's wife, neglectIf it's wages, betIf it vicious, petIf it's American, apeIf...Read Full Lyrics