Detective Agency Lyrics

You tell me you don't like the way I comb my hair But there are two of us at this table Only one of us doesn't care You're so engrossed in what you read And you're not really t...Read Full Lyrics

Driven by ambition Do know, my love, you're missing All the splendours, all the wonders All the days I have squandered Thoughts of you to guide me Forever here beside me All ...Read Full Lyrics

I'll make you wait around For all these things to be sent off If you're with me I'll traipse you round this town I've got so many things to take care of Time goes slow So s...Read Full Lyrics

God he hates the early mornings And the Monday afternoons He's already looking bored He's already looking forward To Friday evening with his friends It couldn't come too soon ...Read Full Lyrics

At the arse-end of another century I spend hours in the cemetery On my way to anywhere but here It was perfect in the summertime I'd just ask and the sun would shine But the d...Read Full Lyrics

I love her but she loves Agatha Christie And she's so wrapped up in the English Murder Mystery I was nowhere near the scene of the crime I was nowhere around at the time Someon...Read Full Lyrics

I won't lie I don't like you whispering that way It's your turn It's your turn of phrase that gives you away The games we play One to you in the afternoon And one to me in ...Read Full Lyrics

Written down here, gentle reader It seems too good to be true But there's a girl in Kansas City With my favourite tattoo Oh why would I lie to you? This was in another century Som...Read Full Lyrics

Today of all days you decided That you'd drop in uninvited You were ever so excited You were never so in love And this time it's requited If I looked less than delighted I ...Read Full Lyrics

Today the sun is shining and I feel a million dollars And I don't need reminding that I own eleven cents The winter of my discount tent when we first met each other Became th...Read Full Lyrics