Diarrhead Lyrics

the blueprints they have are drawn up and laid out.first reason, then retire to angry shouts.debate turns bitter.there's no hope for compromise.when this count comes in you're push...Read Full Lyrics

one last breath then the heart stops.see i die monday mornings around six o'clock.suffocated with neckties and stuffy office "good mornings" bury me with my briefcase at my side.wh...Read Full Lyrics

stand up and be counted for what you've done and who you are.no sense slipping out a backdoor when you've already been announced.every association that once called you a friend sha...Read Full Lyrics

the hand thats been held for so tight, for so long finds fingers too weak to put up any resistance.so i say cut off the hand that does body harm, that's rocking the cradle, won't l...Read Full Lyrics

"unity" the battle cry.youth enraged but don't ask why.they just want it fast and loud, with nothing real to talk about.18 hours in a dying van.proud to be your background band.the...Read Full Lyrics

Dear ThomasI’ve written you to remind youThat I have gone awayBut don’t worryI’m still the same guyAnd I still think you’re gayCaptain Stabbin’Is what I’ll call youDon�...Read Full Lyrics

Tina left me, that ain’t goodShe left me outside in a bad neighborhoodI used to think she was the greatest galBut I have a different opinion nowWhen I first met herAll I could th...Read Full Lyrics

So there I wasIn the parkIt was pitch blackMiddle of the nightWhen a cheese sandwich came and sat downI said “hey, what the fuck?”And I felt a bit stuckAnd the cheese sandwich ...Read Full Lyrics

I got stuff up for auctionLike a 1982 picture of Harrison FordOn the set of SplashAnd an 1880’s penny that has been inside my assI got my video games up for saleAnd all my marion...Read Full Lyrics

If I wasn’t such a lazy bastI’d take a time machine into the pastAnd while my dad was giving my mom the hamI’d run into the bed with a battering ramAnd sayDad, don’t give m...Read Full Lyrics