Divine Comedy - Pony Trek Lyrics

I got two pale hands and I got a knife and fork,I've had enough of meat don't want any pork.Feelings in my tummy sending signals to my brain,I'm craving for another plate of fish a...Read Full Lyrics

When you're in a clean cut pop bandYou have to behaveOr they will slap your handsWe were out smoking gear in townWhen the law came upAnd took all our names downWe didn't see the co...Read Full Lyrics

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why Igot out of bed at allThe morning rain clouds up my windowand I can't see at allAnd even if I could it'll all be gray,but your picture on my wa...Read Full Lyrics

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why Igot out of bed at allThe morning rain clouds up my windowand I can't see at allAnd even if I could it'll all be gray,but your picture on my wa...Read Full Lyrics

Tea-time againAll my favourite food againI'll eat some chips and thenI will eat some moreMake them in your ovenEat one or two dozenShare them with your cousinOr eat them allOh, I l...Read Full Lyrics

Vanessa's TV show, well it has been axedShe'll now sport a horrible frownThe beeb have axed her show, but the funny thing isThat unlike her weight, the figures went downVanessa tri...Read Full Lyrics

Just a perfect dayDrink sangria in the parkAnd then later when it gets darkWe go home Or maybe to the pub, because the pub's open 'till quite lateJust a perfect dayFeed animals in'...Read Full Lyrics

Now listen ginger nutsWe are glad that you've gone'Cause we never liked yourYour evil waysWe had to pretendBecause we were told toYou know that it's better nowThe money goes four w...Read Full Lyrics

Ummm hello, my name is comedy ummmI've noticed you aroundI find you very attractiveI've noticed you aroundI find you very attractiveI find you very attractiveUmmmWould you go to be...Read Full Lyrics

(Dale Winton)I've noticed you're quite roundYou could be very attractiveI've noticed you're quite roundI think you'reI find youYou're quite podgy aren't you reallyHave you thought ...Read Full Lyrics