Do Virgins Taste Better Lyrics

Oh, it is the biggest mix-upThat you have ever seenMy father, he was orangeAnd me mother, she was greenMy father was an ulster man, proud protestant was heMy mother was a catholic ...Read Full Lyrics

Some friends and I in a public houseWas playing a game of chance one nightWhen into the pub a fireman ranHis face all a chalky white"What's up", says Brown, "Have you seen a ghostO...Read Full Lyrics

I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotchI had one bottle of wine, and bourbon on the rocksI had one lassie on me right, another on the leftI looked that puppet in the eye and...Read Full Lyrics

Tim Finnegan lived in Walkin StreetA gentle Irishman mighty oddHe had a brogue both rich and sweetAn' to rise in the world he carried a hodYou see he'd a sort of a tipplers wayBut ...Read Full Lyrics

A long time ago, way back in historyWhen all there was to drink was nothin but cups of teaAlong came a man by the name of Charlie MopsAnd he invented a wonderful drink and he made ...Read Full Lyrics

As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could beI saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should beWell, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell t...Read Full Lyrics

Kind friends and companions, come join me in rhymeCome lift up your voices in chorus with mineLet us drink and be merry, all grief to refrainFor we may and might never all meet her...Read Full Lyrics

Stardate 24-34 point 2First Officer's logOn a routine patrol flightIn the Milky Way GalaxyI discovered on our space-sensorsAn unidentified planet careening wildlyIn an eccentric so...Read Full Lyrics

From far beyond the galaxies I've journeyed to this placeTo study the behavior patterns of the human raceAnd I find them highly illogicalGirl meets boy they fall in loveShe says he...Read Full Lyrics

It's knowin' that your door is always open And your path is free to walk That makes me tend to leave my sleepin' bag Rolled up and stashed behind your couch And it's knowin' I'm no...Read Full Lyrics