Don't Ask Me Lyrics

*Moo!* I'm D'Orine the Cow, Tom the Bull's better half My daughter's called Daisy, she's a very nice calf When I'm all finished milking and chewing the cud Mr. Meatface the butche...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken intro.) This one's for Julie, who we love I love her almost as I do Alma But we don't do Alma no more It's called 'England's Glory'. If you wanna sing Please sing There ...Read Full Lyrics

Father's very noisy with his vines Says "there all the same, it makes you sick" Need a bleeding boot up their behinds That would bloody shift them double quick Father drops his to...Read Full Lyrics

Girls watching Beach balling Party hearty Movie groovy Going places Seeing faces Driving cars Going to bars Drinking wine Feeling fine Having fun 'till day is done Girls watching...Read Full Lyrics

Fly in the ointment Stain on the character Dust on the wainscot Hair on the gate Bee in the bonnet Ash on the waistcoat Flake on the shoulder Crack in the plate Eye on the clock ...Read Full Lyrics

I'll take you to the pictures I'll take you to the show Walking in the sunshine Rolling in the snow Stepping from the threshold Out into the street All you ought to do, my love, Is...Read Full Lyrics

Although I nearly broke my neck trying to break the ice I think you're very nice Let's go and have a drink What'd you think? Throw a six and go to jail Although I've met a mouthy ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her There isn't any secret to my frequent visits It's the way she makes them and they're a...Read Full Lyrics

Gotta sign the rent book Gotta do the laundry Then there's the electric The water and the gas Haven't stopped moaning Since we had the phone in The television rental Another bloody...Read Full Lyrics

I'm hanging up my hang-ups Ere I turn into a blank automoton You won't find me on the treadmill You can tell 'em Willy boy has been and gone Yes mogadon time's over There'll be an ...Read Full Lyrics