Funky Disco (Pops) Lyrics

Although I nearly broke my neck trying to break the ice I think you're very nice Let's go and have a drink What'd you think? Throw a six and go to jail Although I've met a mouthy ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her There isn't any secret to my frequent visits It's the way she makes them and they're a...Read Full Lyrics

Gotta sign the rent book Gotta do the laundry Then there's the electric The water and the gas Haven't stopped moaning Since we had the phone in The television rental Another bloody...Read Full Lyrics

I'm hanging up my hang-ups Ere I turn into a blank automoton You won't find me on the treadmill You can tell 'em Willy boy has been and gone Yes mogadon time's over There'll be an ...Read Full Lyrics

Heavy living is the life that i've lead Seeing saylight througha curtain of red Stands to reason why i'm staying in bed Heavey living off the top of my head Heavy live, uh, I know...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken) What's all this spunk on the duckboards? Come on Lawrence... come on Lawrence... Let's go out and have a prayer meeting Take a chance with our new shotgun Hey! Come on Law...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] In the deserts of Sudan And the gardens of Japan From Milan to Yucatán Every womans, every man [Chorus] Hit me with your rhythm stick Hit me! Hit me! Je t'adore, ich ...Read Full Lyrics

I made mary cry In a lonley bus shelter I put in my laundry tongs In the back of her leg Severed a hamstring In the lonley bus shelter I payed no attention But I made mary beg I'...Read Full Lyrics

Exploring every avenue of love on the honeysuckle highway Eschewing every vestige of regret we gaily slip along Displaying all the evidence of mirth on the daffodyllic byway And ne...Read Full Lyrics

Huffety Puff didn't love you enough Was it nice and slow or a little bit rough? Amazing me when you do your stuff You're so kind and I'm so tough when the race is run, and you lea...Read Full Lyrics