Don't Ask Me Why I Drink Lyrics

Oh, baby here we goMy T.V. is watchin' meMy T.V. is watchin' meL. Ron Hubbard is messin' with meThe bats are flying Baby can't you see?The CBS eye is watchin' meI need my lithiumBa...Read Full Lyrics

Take a look in my eyesTake a look in my eyesTake a look in my eyesTake a look in my eyes(Take a look in my eyes) Can you see the hate?(Take a look in my eyes) Can you smell the fea...Read Full Lyrics

There must be lights burning brighter somewhere, my friendsGot to be birds, birds flying higher in a sky more blueIf I can dream of a better landWhere all my brothers walk hand in ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I wanna taste your motherboardAnd click your scuzzy driveHoney, when you fell me power upThat won't be Intel insideIt's laptop or lap danceAnd honey, you gotta decideAre you ...Read Full Lyrics

Country Dick was a manBig as the Rio GrandeHis voice did boom like thunderBut that evil rotten turdMr. Mike PervLaid Country Dick six feet underCountry Dick played the drumsLike he...Read Full Lyrics

She was screamin' in my faceThat she needed more spaceSo I gave her NASA's numberNow my whole life's a bummerThere was blood in my urineWhiskey was a purrin'I'm a-lookin' and a-sea...Read Full Lyrics

(Are the non-machines ready?)I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin')I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin')I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin')I got my mojo wo...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I don't care how you bring 'em, just so you Brigham YoungSaid a white man in the desert with his Salt Lake City tongueIt was here that the mothership had hit its Plymouth Roc...Read Full Lyrics

It's a cryin' shameWhat they did to our thingAll of the spiritOut of it they did drainOn the shores of Lake ErieMan, there is a committeeIt's a corporationDon't know nothin' 'bout ...Read Full Lyrics

I gotta crazy wifeI gotta crazy wifeI gotta crazy wifeGotta crazy wife (I gotta crazy wife)Gotta crazy wife (I gotta crazy wife)She can never find her keysEvery week she's got a ne...Read Full Lyrics