Don't Laugh Now Lyrics

I had lost the 'Family Feud' in the 'Newlywed Game' and my 'Concentration' was in 'Jeopardy'. Love's 'Wheel of Fortune' was causing me pain. I had struck out behind doors one, two,...Read Full Lyrics

In seclusion for what seemed like the longest time. It occurred to me I'm not the way I want to be. Separated from the one I belong to. Made a hole inside my heart. Wide en...Read Full Lyrics

Well, go away and leave me all alone and blue And never come back to me 'cause I'm through with you 'Cause baby, now that you have done me wrong it's plain to see That you no longe...Read Full Lyrics

Harry the hairy ape Ray Stevens Well, a strange thing happened the other night You won't believe it, but I swear it's true Harry the hairy ape made his escape from the city zoo & ...Read Full Lyrics

He's free as the breeze He's always at ease He lives in the jungle and hangs by his knees As he swings through the trees Without a trapeze in his B. V. D. S He's got a union card a...Read Full Lyrics

Well, they came to town With their elephants and clowns On a hit sticky August day And every telephone pole Had a poster that told Of the thrills that were coming our way There w...Read Full Lyrics

My account is overdrawn, my car slid down the hill I'm givin' up, I've got no more to give My beagle bit the vet, and my daughter's on the pill And my fiscus plant has lost it's wi...Read Full Lyrics

I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be. This widow, had a grown-up daughter, Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed. This m...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm calling you, ooh If you answer too, ooh That means that I offer my love to you To be your own If you refuse me, I will be blue And waiting all alone But, if when you hea...Read Full Lyrics

{This is the evening news, let's go now to our field reporter Renaldo Riviera, this is Renaldo Riviera on the banks Of the stinky muddy river with Mr. Are. V. Frisbee Who claims to...Read Full Lyrics