Get a job, you bum bum bum bum
Money don't grow on trees, you bum bum bum bum,
Silent Farts, Deadly Farts,
All was calm, Not for long,
Oh come on ye little forner see
Ome and ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy
This is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa. Many years ago in hepsaba a child was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he was a very speciel child for he was concived in a fo...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy
Oh, Holy Crap!
I think I got a flat tire
And I'm in the middle of
A Puerto Rican neighborhood!...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy
Last Christmas I went up in niceville, for a little vacation,and ah, boy I love Shania Twain, boy I tell you what,she makes me hornier than a retard watchin' baywatch, but anyway I...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy
O little girl from Birmingham, how good you look in jeans. I'd love to take you on a date, but your teeth are so damn green....Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy
Blue Balls
Blue balls
Its dollar night at the titty-club
See Them Dance
On My Pants
Soon it will be Bathroom Time...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy
The first queer santy clause
Wore red leather chaps
With a pair of white shorty shorts that had a hole in the butt crack...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy
Good lord my dads a ginacolagist and he can't drive no more he got tunnle vision that's funny that ain't very christmasy but that's funny. Santy Claus, Santy Claus up in the air de...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy
I PISSED MY PANTS
THE TOILET WAS JUST TO FAR
I DRUNK TOO MUCH DAMN BEER
I TRIED TO HOLD IT IN
BUT MY BLADDER JUST GAVE IN
AND I PISSED RIGHT THROUGH MY DRAWERS
RIGHT THROUGH MY WR...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy
This is the story of the first Thanksgiving, once again by my drunk grandpa:
Many years ago...Christopher Columbus and his pilgrim buddies come to America on a boat called the May...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy