Double Team Lyrics

JB: Kage... KG: Yeah? JB: Let's go to this drive-thru. (Motor Sounds) KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'. Drive-thru guy: (mumbles) JB: Yeah, um...ah Drive-thru guy: May I have your order? ...Read Full Lyrics

Dude, i totally miss you I really fucking miss you I'm all alone, All the time, all the time Dude, i totally miss you The things we did together Where have you gone? Totally miss...Read Full Lyrics

Climb upon my faithful steed, Then we gonna ride, Gonna smoke some weed. Climb upon my big-ass steed, And ride, ride, ride. Weeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eee...Read Full Lyrics

Jb: Kage? Kg: Wha... Hey... Wha... What's happenin? Jb: What are you doin here? Kg: Oh I... Uh... Just... Uh... I think I forgot somethin... Just you Know... Jb: Wait a second. It'...Read Full Lyrics

Jb: brrrrrrrrrring.... Brrrrrrrrrrrring Kg: *Click sound* Two Kings. Jb: Hey Kage. Kg: Hey. Jb: How's it goin? Kg: Good, good. Jb: What're ya doin? Kg: Oh God, I was just, I w- Jb:...Read Full Lyrics

Friendship is rare, Do you know what I'm sayin' to you? Friendship is rare. My derriere, When ya find out much later That they don't really care. It's rare to me, can't you see? ...Read Full Lyrics

I wasn't very popular in high school, And here's what I figured out It was because I needed it too much, I needed attention I think I have a, a chromosome, The need-attention-chrom...Read Full Lyrics

This is a song For the ladies, But fella's, Listen closely. You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you got to make some l...Read Full Lyrics

How could I leave KG all alone? (He's never coming home) As I rocket into space to my new home (He's up there with the stars) He will survive is what I tell myself (He doesn't...Read Full Lyrics

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And it's not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise....TO POWER We ride with kings on ...Read Full Lyrics