Driver's Death Lyrics

Always try to do my best, gotta be consistent Sometimes quite annoying, maybe too insistent Trying to recall all the things that she said to me Gotta work hard now, gotta use my me...Read Full Lyrics

When you're eating your breakfast cereal Make sure that it's not ethereal Or else you couldn't eat it You couldn't even see it When you're eating your breakfast food And on the box...Read Full Lyrics

I wrote this in the car, not with a fucking guitar...Read Full Lyrics

Oh shit is, is that Snoop over there? Oh shitFuck that nigga bitch. My name is Sam Sneed you betta recognizeAiyyo, aiy, I'm sorry, I just love that nigga he is so fineMan fuck that...Read Full Lyrics

This is gonna be our intro song We're gonna try and make it not long We won't even make fun of Andy Dong 'cause this is gonna be our intro song Intro Song!...Read Full Lyrics

Go! "This is CNN" James Earl Jones, where have you been? All you're doing now are bombs and cameos You're unpopular, it seems Even after Field of Dreams? In your voice alone your t...Read Full Lyrics

He thinks he's all that 'Cause of his kickin' hat He probably gots a gat At home I have a cat K-I-S-U-X he thinks he's so funny K-I-S-U-X he don't got no money K-I-S-U-X he gives u...Read Full Lyrics

I watch MTV I read Rolling Stone The Spin articles I read Tell me what to condone I'm considered cool I keep up with the fads I know bands that rule I know what is rad I'm so hip, ...Read Full Lyrics

Mustard on my mouth I was eating lunch I had a sandwich, I think it was turkey Then I went in the commons I had no idea there was... Mustard on my mouth I was in the commons I was ...Read Full Lyrics

If I had the choice between An unanesthetized version of my spleen Or watching commercials all the day I'd choose the first one (much less pain) The opposite of commercials are the...Read Full Lyrics